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Pabst 46, a complete success. As reported by Fenten Knall.

So, August 12 thru 17, 2024 was the date of P46. Fun was had by all, weather was perfect, the beer flowed and the invites were not at all memorable. Pictures of Pabst 46 in slide show format. Click to start.

Pabst 47 Announced. As reported to Duke, the Duke of Duke.

‘Pabst 47 starts in Wirt, June 18

2025. It will cost you $75 a day to

a maximum of $200.00, $100.00

for Saturday only.’

We need your money NOW! The

Pabst is way behind.

Send it to:

Pabst HQ

7805 Big Tree Rd

Pavilion NY 14525

Since apparently, some of you ‘Mooks’ still need your hand held. The Pabst is here…. CLICK The evidence as follow. In a meeting called to order 4:04 pm, March 1st 2025 at and under the GlennerdDrome; This whiskey and drug fueled rampage delivered the edict for Pabst 47. Here now the official minutes as ratified by Duke, the Duke of Duke: • As a matter of protocol, a secretary is needed, Slammer is banned from being secretary. • Slammer, volunteers to be secretary. • The constituency apparently forgot that Slammer has been forever banned from being secretary. • Slammer is rebuked. • Immediately an argument ensues, no idea what is was. • Roll call. Slammer, Art, TC, Duke, Booter, Ted/Todd, Glannerd, Phun, Frank, Gerry • Art Speaks- Complete Black out. • Fuck you Guys. • Duke assesses demographics. • Maf is a soft handed Puss. • Relapse. • Geery gets Promoted to Chairmen and has a 100% approval rating. He dons the Fez, then Fezzes the don. • Booter is out. • Motion to add a customer service division to ThePabst.com because ThePabst.com sucks. • TC wants to know where we are going to have the Pabst. • In his mouth, everyone is cumming. • Cant beat the classics. • Wert wins hands down. • When: Slammer Tables June 18 to open. • No Jacks, so Slammer can’t open. • Slammer opens your moms legs. • Motion from Chairman, just a one cheek sneak. • After much deliberation, June 18 Carries and is ratified. • Art sends a dick pic to Gerry and Frank. • 4:38 Adjourned for pissing and drugs. • Re Adjourned well refreshed. • Geerys approval rating slips to 90% • Slammers approval rating is 0%. • Food and services reviewed. • Treasury report, $880.56 in reserve. • Less eggs. • Standard Fare. • Duke goes all Elon and probes budget. • There is no accountability according to Slammer. • ‘T’ volunteers extra money. • Motion: We need a probe to probe the issue of no accountability. • There is the no probe act of 1982 clearly stating that you need to keep your probes to yourself. No one want to see your probe,,, well almost no one. See the Art dick pic above. • A hearing is scheduled for the future because scheduling a meeting for the past is kinda dumb. • TC volunteers money. • TC volunteers more money. • Prime Rib requested and ratified. • Ted/Todd says more salad. • Corn possible? • Not in mid June asshole! Unless it comes from Mexico or KFC. • There will be a tariff of 75% on Mexican or KFC corn and there will be a green card requirement for any cobs coming over any border. • Maybe American GMO ridden fresh Tomatoes tho!!! • Sounds yummy. • Ukrainian Pabst? No one ever wins out of the Ukraine, ask any Risk player. • Dues are $75 a day to a max of $200 due to Trumpfaltion. Saturday only including dinner is $100.00 • There will be an unreasonable tariff on any Canadian money. • There will be a Mexican tariff on Canadian money coming in from Denmark. • Invites: Phun. • 2025 Meeting Adjourned

Pabst coverage of latent Washington bullshit. Filed by Phil Litimide, Pabst special needs consultant and night janitor. On his way out, and just about the same time the screen door was hitting him in the ass, E. Musk called Peter Navarro a ‘Retard’. Capitol Hill rocked by Republican infighting between worlds richest man and campaigner/influencer Elon Musk. News broke that Musk ‘X’ed , “Peter Navarro is retarded”. The Page spoke to an insider whom stated, the Navarro said behind the scenes, “Neener Neener to Musk and furthermore, I am rubber, Musk is glue, whatever he says bounces off me and sticks to him. The Pabst contacted National spokesman and advocate, Imade Inmypants, for I.D.I.O.T. (Illegitimate, Dumb, Innorant, Oddball, Tards) In a phone statement, Imade said, “What a bunch of Mongoloids”.

Obit… We lost a legend. Chuck “The Mighty Manford” Hanford bought the farm in a tragic work accident. Which reinforces the axiom, “No one works; No one gets hurt”. Many of you did not know what an animal he was in his day, but that fucker could party like its 1899 at least. An energetic, great guy that would give you the shirt off his neighbors back… as long as it smelled like BO. Miss you terribly Chuck.

Old Men Throwing Up Beer: New Pabst Event… Submitted by Ahee Eye. Old Men Throwing Up Beer. It's a game that, until now, has been quietly practiced in private behind tents or in the woods, but this season, it's finally getting the recognition it deserves. The rules are simple and all Presbyterians are eligible and automatically entered. The goal is to see who can throw up their beer the farthest, most spectacularly, and with the least amount of dignity. Distance, style, and volume all play a part in the scoring. Bonus points are awarded for hitting something unexpected like Bino or including un chewed food. As for the future, Pabst organizers are hopeful for global recognition. We’re just waiting for the International Olympic Committee to give us a call.

Pabst Classifieds Wanted: Ted Todds real name. Contact Gerry. For Sale: Arts old tent. Known as the snore-a-torium, its well used but fully functional. Available for rent: Binos buttole, should be worked out in person. Used Tuxedos: All sizes and styles for cheap… Here

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